50+ funny and quirky messed-up jokes that should be banned

Publish date: 2024-05-06

Messed-up jokes can be dangerous when people fail to find the humour in them. They are sometimes rude and insensitive and should only be applied when everyone involved shares the same twisted sense of humour.

Jokes are good for elevating people's moods, but satirical jokes often cross the offensive line and could easily land you in trouble. Dark humour involves easily-offending subjects.

Funny messed-up jokes

Really messed-up jokes are funny to some people but often refer to things that are not talked about freely. Such jokes include:

My dad did not beat cancer.

In trouble

Because they have nine lives

Because there are just too many periods involved with it!

Alzheimer's and diarrhoea; you are running but cannot remember where!

When you always get handed the camera for group photos!

I replied; I am still deciding

They looked horrified!

Funny stupid jokes

Bridges

He was not a mourning person

Priest: Do you have any last requests?

Murderer sitting in the electric chair: Yes. Would you mind holding my hand?

Cancer patient: How much time do I have left?

Doctor: Ten

Patient: Years? Months? Weeks?

Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...

Patient: Oh, doctor, I am just so nervous. You know this is my first operation.

Doctor: Oh, we are in this together. It is my first time too!

You would not bring it back

Woman: I am scared

Man: How do you think I feel? I have to walk back home alone!

Satirical boring jokes

Grandmother: Most people your age are married by now. What about you?

Me: Most people your age are dead by now. What about you?

Heads, shoulders, knees, and toes

Because he could not see that well.

Because they taste funny

Weird but funny jokes

Try these weird humour jokes:

Son: Did you get the DNA test results back?

Father: Call me George!

When it leaves and never comes back!

One is heavy, and the other one is light!

It is always 90 degrees!

Did you find the above messed-up jokes funny or boring? If they left you annoyed, then weird and boring humour is not for you!

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